Well, you all know the drill by now, yes?
I say: “Here we grow again?”
And you say: “Whaaa…? Again?”
Or, at least that’s how it goes in my imagination. Your version may vary somewhat. :)
So, I’m just going to spill it straight up. Please welcome our newest reviewer, BJ!
We couldn’t be happier to have him on our team!
BJ Sheppard is a figment of a crazy person’s imagination from the South of England, where he lives with an entire army of make-believe characters in his mind who share in his particular brand of psychosis. He writes every day of his life, in varying degrees, if only to his imaginary husband, who looks like Colton Haynes but thinks like Aragorn and can dance like Channing Tatum.
He reads scores of books every week, mostly because he hates the fact he made the life error of studying science when all he really wants to do is to get fat[ter] and fuse to his desk chair eating donuts and trying to be Chuck Palahnuik.
He likes Thai food because it smells of sex, and if ever asked who would be good playing a film role, his answer is always obnoxiously the same: Matt Bomer should play ALL the characters.
He tells every employer he ever had that he can speak fluent French, when in actual fact all he can say is a line he learnt watching The Craft when he was a child. He is a hundred miles of bad road, a self professed geek and is a little in love with the idea of ideas.
Books rock his world, so he reads them all the live-long day when he should be doing other things.
He also likes referring to himself in the third person…yes he does.